occasional-owl:

Steve: So, how was the honeymoon?

Carlos: Cecil got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire while screaming “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

craved:

“I totally remember what it felt like to be so full…Full of promise, full of dreams, full of sh)t. Mostly just full of yourself. So full you’re bursting. And then you get out into the world, and people empty you out, little by little, like air from a balloon…You try like hell to fill yourself up with fresh air, from you and from other people. But back then…it was so damn effortless to feel full, you know? All you had to do was breathe.”

— Jonathan Tropper (via quotemadness)

(Source: quotemadness.com)

styro-sometimes:

styro-sometimes:

reelaroundthedavekan:

styro-sometimes:

reelaroundthedavekan:

athenasdragon:

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

That’s Baba Yaga, Baby Yoda is a meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine

That’s bolognese. Baby Yoda is a mediterranean spread made of eggplant and tahini. 

That’s Baba Ganoush. Baby Yoda is a fictional anthropomorphic Mexican burro that appeared in The Quick Draw McGraw Show.

You’re thinking about Baba Looey. Baby Yoda is a chocolate bar made from peanuts, caramel and milk chocolate nougat.

Originally posted by fouljunipers

his-smell:

elsaspants:

babyfairy:

me bothering my friends

I can’t get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because she’s in heaven. she’s clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like it’s her best friend in the universe.

This is my new favorite thing now

of-spaceandstars:

“But I persevered in the pleasure of taking my sadness to the limit, the way one does with some practical joke. The pleasure of disappointment. It wasn’t new to me.”

— Fleur Jaeggy, from Sweet Days of Discipline
(via wishbzne)